Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
They say depression and intelligence go hand in hand, well this is Einstein and his therapist.
this breaks my heart
“ I opened my door for you and you came in and burned my house down. ”
my lungs are filling with smoke but i cant leave (via insanosylum)
“ Be strong, but not rude. Be kind, but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud, but not arrogant. ”
“ Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that… ”
“ Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him ”
Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t (via tobusybeingyours)
Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that
I JUST DIED